What's is the laziest mountain in the world ?
= Mount Ever-rest.
What is a snake favourite school subject ?
What does it say on a robot's tombstone ?
= 'Rust in peace'
What did the baby porcupine say when it
bumped into a cactus ?
= " is that you,Mummy "
What do you call the ghost that haunt Tv
chat shows ?
= The phantom of the oprah
Source : 101 cool jokes