Funny,funny & funny

What's is the laziest mountain in the world ?
= Mount Ever-rest.

What is a snake favourite school subject ?
= Hiss-tory

What does it say on a robot's tombstone ?
= 'Rust in peace'

What did the baby porcupine say when it
bumped into a cactus ?
= " is that you,Mummy "

What do you call the ghost that haunt Tv
chat shows ?
= The phantom of the oprah

Source : 101 cool jokes